NYC's 311 data has been explored, summarized, and mapped countless times by statisticians, bloggers, and civic hackers. Although large numbers of people have explored this data set before, to my knowledge, not a single investigator asked a question that seemed fundamental to the study of this dataset: Do a number of these neighborhoods act similarity? In short, is there any underlying structure to this data? Can neighborhoods be grouped by their 311 calls, and what can we learn about these neighborhoods by classifying them in this way?