Sassy Susan

I love to be grumpy grrrrr

Education

• 2000-2005 St Mary Schools Association
• 2005-2009 University of Karens

“Sassy susan is very pleasant to work with (except when she is hungry…)”

Experience

• 2015

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  Purchased her first white honda

• 2016 Backed into five cars while learning to parallel park

• 2018 Prosecuted for vandalism
  ## UH OH! ! To serve 10 months in jail

Work Experiences

• 2020 Fired from JP Morganchase as a Janitor
• 2019 Graduate Employee at the McDonald’s
• 2017 Worked as a cashier at Co-op Holborn

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Comments from professionals:

# Nobody should ever hire Sassy Susan, she is not a personable colleague to work with at all.

# Sassy Susan was a decent student but often a troublemaker at school!