"Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as there have been differences of opinion, there has been money to make from gambling. Fortunes have been won and lost as gamblers fruitlessly attempt to game the system. Aside from Biff Tannen's incredible run in Back to the Future II, never has there been a 100% flawlessly perfect gambling system…

UNTIL NOW!!!!

At Impossible Industries, we are conquering the unknown! Beginning with this simple, omniscient app predicting wins for the 2018 Detroit Tigers Basesball Club, we expect to produce perfect prediction models for all four major American sports in the next two weeks, maybe two-and-a-half. We're so proud of our breakthough, we'll even tell the world how we did it!

1. Get scores.
2. ???
3. Profit.

South Park was our inspiration, so we KNOW we did it right… But what is the magic in the middle?

The first 100 million subscribers pay only $1 for our app.

Upgrades will be available almost immediately at substantially increased prices.

The Magic of Turning Runs into Wins

season <- data.frame(Runs_For = runs_for, W_L = win_loss)
gbm_Tigers <- train(W_L ~ Runs_For, data = season, method = "gbm", 
        trControl=trainControl(), verbose = FALSE)
runs_input <- c(0, 8, 10000)
(model_predict <- predict(gbm_Tigers, newdata = data.frame("Runs_For" 
                                = runs_input)))

## [1] L W W
## Levels: L W

Just look at those results! Spot on, probably. It's almost too simple.

~This impeccable model only errs around a third of the time! ~Can't believe your eyes?

gbm_Tigers$results$Accuracy

## [1] 0.6538372 0.6584614 0.6683852 0.6552165 0.6613033 0.6661738 0.6713809
## [8] 0.6653601 0.6667019

~It's true!
1. Get in on the ground floor.
2. Updates will be coming frequently, after we make our first $50 million.

Any guarantees of success or wealth are entirely false.

App is for entertainment purposes only.