Madison Carroll Bio

Hi! I’m Madison. Born and raised in Greensboro, NC, and proud to be a Double Deac. This is my chubby life companion, Sir Bubba Watson Pudgybottom. We enjoy short walks, fall weather, and cooking, but eating is our favorite activity.

Things People Know About Me

Education

• Homeschooled from 4th grade through high school
• Graduated from Wake Forest University in 2014 with a degree in Business and Enterprise Management
• Licensed North Carolina Real Estate Broker
• Licensed General Contractor

Professional Background

• Spent the last three years working at a real estate development company in a transitional program. Jobs included:
  • Demolition
  • Apartment Leasing Agent
  • Loan Financing Assistant
  • Apartment Acquisition Analyst
  • Project Engineer for a Hyatt Place Hotel and 289-unit apartment community in downtown Greensboro
• Board member for the following organizations: Guilford County Convention and Visitors Bureau, ArtsGreensboro, Greensboro Symphony Young Professionals

Programming Experience

• None

Things People Don’t Know About Me

• Despite being completely unathletic, I was conned into joining the WFU Women’s Rugby Club by some girls on my hall sophomore year. Lost weight, gained friends, and scored my first and only try (goal) the last game of my senior year. I cried.
• I can blow air out of my left eye, which has a fake tear duct. I’m pretty sure I could do the YouTube trick where people spray milk out of their eyes, but I’m afraid the milk would get stuck in my eye and permanently cloud my vision.
• The last 3 things I watched on Netflix:
  1. The entire “Bones” series. I love crime shows. All of them. My top picks are NCIS and Criminal Minds.
  2. “Chef’s Table”, a docu-series where each episode explores the mind of one of the world’s greatest chefs. It is one of those food shows where you don’t get the urge to snack as you watch it, because nothing you eat could ever be as good as what is on the screen.
  3. “Sugar Coated”, a documentary discussing how America came to rely so heavily on a sugar saturated diet. It inspired me to start a “low carb lifestyle”. We’ll see how long this lasts.
• Some summarizing test results:
  1. Myers-Briggs: ESTJ
  2. DiSC Assessment: D. As much of a “D” as a person can be.
  3. Harry Potter Sorting Hat Quiz: Gryffindor
  4. Game of Thrones House Quiz: Lannister
  5. Buzzfeed “What % Disney Princess Are You?”: 53%

In Closing

I hope this entertained you as you read through 66 others just like it. If I made you laugh, I did my job.