Dating Martina Orofino (DMO)
DMO
Introducing the most sought-after new major in LUC: “Dating Martina Orofino.” Are you tired of looking at Martina across the classroom or on a dance floor during 582 parties but not knowing how to approach her? We got you! In this course, we delve deep into the enigmatic world of dating teaching you how to get the one and only Martina Orofino. From decoding her cryptic text messages to mastering the art of keeping up with her ever-changing interests, get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of wooing the unattainable!
Entry requirements
- 19-65 - open for sugar daddies
- introverted
- fondness of the environment
- fondness of environmental law
- fit physic
- sports city membership
Major Overview
100-LEVELS
Foundations of Dating
In this foundational module, students will learn essential aspects of modern dating, including basic hygiene, navigating relationships in the 21st century, understanding different types of relationships, and acquiring knowledge about LGBTQ+ language and dynamics. Weekly quizzes will reinforce learning, leading up to a final essay where students compare and contrast different relationship models.
Understanding Yourself
Students will embark on a journey of self-discovery, identifying their strengths, expectations, needs, and desires in relationships. Through reflective assignments, they will track how their needs have evolved over time and envision scenarios that bring them immense happiness.
Love Languages
Explore the theory of love languages and learn to recognize and express love in ways meaningful to Martina. Through essays and reflection, students will articulate their own love language preferences and explore how to align them with Martina's to nurture a fulfilling relationship.
Childhood History and Personal History
Deepen your understanding of your partner's background and personal history to cultivate empathy and strengthen your bond. Explore topics such as childhood memories, family dynamics, and formative experiences through storytelling and reflective exercises. Assignments may include creating a timeline of significant life events, interviewing family members, and sharing personal anecdotes to foster mutual understanding and connection.
200-LEVELS
Martina’s Hobbies and Interests
Delve into Martina's world by gaining insight into her hobbies and interests, such as her affinity for HIMYM, environmental law, mindfulness, meditation, positive quotes, inside jokes, and personal references. Weekly quizzes will test comprehension, culminating in a final exam evaluating students' depth of knowledge in these areas.
Understanding Martina’s Emotional Needs
Delve into Martina’s emotional landscape to deepen your understanding of her needs and desires. Explore key aspects such as reassurance, passion, attention, comfort, attentiveness, and compliments, gaining insight into what nurtures her emotional well-being. Through reflective exercises and assignments, you’ll develop empathy and insight into Martina’s emotional world, fostering a deeper connection and intimacy in your relationship
Dealing with Martina’s Negative Emotions and Mood Swings
Equip yourself with strategies to support Martina during challenging moments, whether she’s experiencing sadness, anger, stress, or other emotions. Assessments will test students’ ability to navigate various emotional states, with a final essay offering detailed guidance on handling specific emotions effectively
Meeting the Parents
How to Talk to Parents Prepare for the pivotal moment of meeting your partner's parents with grace and confidence. This module will cover effective communication strategies, respectful behavior, and cultural considerations when interacting with parents. Assignments will include role-playing scenarios and writing exercises to practice articulating your intentions and building rapport with your partner's family.
Date Planning
Embark on a journey through the seasons and stages of relationships as you learn the art of date planning. Explore how to curate memorable experiences tailored to different occasions and relationship milestones. The midterm exam will assess comprehension of date planning principles, leading up to the final project where you’ll showcase your creativity by planning a unique date
Presents Selection
Master the art of gift-giving as you learn to select the perfect present for various occasions. From Christmas to graduation, discover how to choose thoughtful gifts, expertly wrap them, and present them with care. Engage in weekly assignments where you’ll select gifts for different scenarios, honing your skills in crafting meaningful gestures
Flirting Techniques
Refine your ability to communicate interest and attraction through this course on flirting techniques. Learn to differentiate between friendly banter and inappropriate remarks, incorporate humor effectively, and read nonverbal cues to ensure mutual comfort. Put theory into practice with role-playing scenarios simulating real-life flirting encounters.
Cooking
Embark on a culinary journey to impress your partner by mastering essential cooking techniques and recipes. In this course, you’ll learn how to create delicious dishes that cater to Martina’s tastes and preferences. From classic comfort foods to gourmet delights, elevate your cooking skills and ignite passion through shared meals that satisfy Martina’s culinary desires.
300-LEVELS
Understanding Martina’s Physical Needs
Delve into the realm of physical intimacy and explore Martina’s desires on a deeper level. From tender gestures like hugging and hand-holding to the more passionate expressions of intimacy, including kissing, sexual positions, and sensual touch, this course provides a comprehensive understanding of Martina’s physical needs. Through interactive lab exercises, you’ll experiment with various forms of physical connection, exploring different types of hugs, kisses, and intimate gestures to enhance your relationship.
Creativity and Connectivity with Martina
Discover avenues for fostering creativity and deepening emotional connection with Martina through activities such as creative writing, acting, and appreciating art. This module emphasizes the importance of shared experiences and meaningful connections in building a thriving relationship.
Meeting the Extended Family
Expand your social circle by navigating interactions with your partner's extended family members. Learn strategies for making a positive impression, engaging in meaningful conversations, and navigating diverse familial dynamics. Assignments will involve researching family traditions, preparing questions for relatives, and reflecting on shared experiences to foster connections.
Italian Cooking
Indulge in the flavors of Italy as you explore authentic Italian cuisine. Learn to prepare traditional Italian dishes that Martina adores, from homemade pasta to decadent desserts. Immerse yourself in the culinary heritage of Italy and create unforgettable dining experiences tailored to Martina’s preferences. Through this course, you’ll not only master the art of Italian cooking but also deepen your connection with Martina through shared culinary experiences.
GLOBAL CITIZENSHIP
Italian Beginners
Italian Elementary
Italian Intermediate
GENERAL ELECTIVES
Expressing your feelings 1.01
Being an introvert but an extrovert with Martina
Condescending Marti 1.01
Baking Cakes that Marti likes 1.01
What is a bass 1.01
Tik Tok & Popular culture 1.01 , 1.02 1.03
Italian Pop culture: Ferragnez and Lucio Dalla
Chocolate and Nutella tasting and history
Handling drunk horniness 1.01
Cooking 2.0
Handling Marti's past situationships 1.01
Masterpieces of Marti's cinema
Keeping up with Marti's Instagram Accounts
Picture taking
How to dance (starting from Rihanna)