Fantasy Hockey Week 7 Highlights: Norfolk in Chance League

Category Leaders

The following table showcases the top performers in each category for Week 7:

Team Name	Category	Value
As Gudas It Gets!	Goals (G)	14
Ginga Ninja	Assists (A)	24
Champagne Campaign	Plus/Minus (+/-)	11
Banger Catz	Penalty Minutes (PIM)	38
As Gudas It Gets!	Power Play Points (PPP)	14
As Gudas It Gets!	Shots on Goal (SOG)	106
Hughes your Daddy	Hits (HIT)	49
Broad Street Bullies’	Blocks (BLK)	49
Ginga Ninja/Hungry for Apples/Koala-ty Franchise	Wins (W)	4
Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots	Goals Against (GA)	6
Hungry for Apples	Saves (SV)	183

Week 7 Highlights and Lowlights

God Save the Quinn: Impressive in assists and saves, leading the latter with 159 saves, but struggled in wins, reflecting a need for stronger goal support.
Mathletes: Excelled in goals, but their lower performance in hits and blocks suggests a need for more physical play.
Banger Catz: Had a tough week with the lowest plus/minus, indicating defensive struggles.
Champagne Campaign: Shined in plus/minus, but their lower shots on goal show room for more offensive aggression.
Broad Street Bullies’: Dominated in hits, bringing a physical edge to their play, yet their minus in plus/minus indicates defensive vulnerabilities.
The Untouchables: Showed strength in assists but were the weakest in hits, suggesting a less aggressive style.
As Gudas It Gets!: Outstanding all-round performance, leading in goals, PPP, and SOG, but could improve in wins.
Back2Back?: Struggled in several categories, including a lower ranking in blocks, pointing to areas for improvement.
Killing Them Softly: Middle-of-the-pack performance with room for growth in wins and penalty minutes.
Ginga Ninja: Team of the Week with a balanced performance across the board, although they can enhance their hits and blocks.
There are no goalies: Despite a good showing in wins, they lagged in assists and hits.
Hughes Your Daddy: Strong in plus/minus, but lower in power play points, suggesting special teams could be a focus.
Hungry for Apples?: Decent in blocks, but their lowest score in saves highlights a significant area for improvement.
Koala-ty Franchise: Led in blocks, but a lackluster performance in assists and shots on goal.
Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots: Exceptional in minimizing goals against, yet their lower hits indicate a need for more physicality.
Peterpumpkineater69: Solid in plus/minus, but their performance in hits and blocks could be better.
TEE2GREEN: Showed discipline with the lowest penalty minutes, but needs to ramp up their power play effectiveness.
The Mighty Ducks: The week’s lowest scorers, indicating a need for a major overhaul in strategy, particularly in wins and goals against.

Overall, Week 7 in the Norfolk in Chance league saw a mix of standout performances and areas for improvement, with every team showcasing their unique strengths and weaknesses.

RotoScore and Opponent Score for Week
Team.Name	RotoScore	OpponentRotoScore
Ginga Ninja	12.0	8.0
As Gudas It Gets!	11.8	9.3
Peterpumpkineater69	11.4	11.3
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots	11.3	11.4
God Save the Quinn	10.9	8.9
Back2Back?	9.3	11.8
Hughes Your Daddy	9.1	7.5
Koala-ty Franchise	9.0	6.8
Mathletes	8.9	10.9
The Untouchables	8.9	6.9
Banger Catz	8.3	6.9
Killing Them Softly	8.0	12.0
TEE2GREEN	7.8	6.5
There are no goalies	7.5	9.1
Champagne Campaign	6.9	8.3
Broad Street Bullies’	6.9	8.9
Hungry for Apples?	6.8	9.0
The Mighty Ducks	6.5	7.8

Categorical Stats for the week
Team Name	G	A	+/-	PIM	PPP	SOG	HIT	BLK	W	GA	SV
God Save the Quinn	8	22	6	23	9	104	37	40	1	24	159
Mathletes	13	13	6	28	8	74	26	26	3	18	139
Banger Catz	7	5	-7	38	3	82	41	36	2	8	150
Champagne Campaign	6	13	11	18	5	77	34	29	2	14	98
Broad Street Bullies’	8	8	-7	20	5	86	42	49	1	15	77
The Untouchables	10	16	-2	28	12	91	17	33	1	13	85
As Gudas It Gets!	14	21	2	20	14	106	44	35	2	16	117
Back2Back?	8	13	-3	34	5	90	36	48	1	11	97
Killing Them Softly	7	16	-5	24	4	81	31	42	2	10	101
Ginga Ninja	9	24	-2	28	7	79	46	41	4	15	143
There are no goalies	8	12	-10	22	8	83	28	36	3	7	86
Hughes Your Daddy	9	16	10	14	3	89	49	37	1	7	68
Hungry for Apples?	7	12	2	17	5	71	30	28	4	16	183
Koala-ty Franchise	12	12	-5	23	9	71	36	22	4	10	127
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots	12	18	-4	28	9	90	35	42	2	6	56
Peterpumpkineater69	13	18	10	22	9	83	33	29	3	7	120
TEE2GREEN	11	8	0	6	4	84	41	38	2	11	88
The Mighty Ducks	3	12	-11	10	6	54	28	41	3	9	125

Performances of the Year: Best Single Games of the Season

Best Single-game Performances of the Year
Name	Team	G	A	PTS	PPP	SOG	+/-	PIM	Hits	Blocks	Date
JOEL ERIKSSON EK	MIN	2	0	2	2	4	1	16	3	0	2023-10-17
NIKITA KUCHEROV	T.B	2	4	6	4	3	4	0	0	0	2023-11-24
JACK HUGHES	N.J	2	2	4	3	6	-2	0	1	0	2023-10-20
AUSTIN WATSON	T.B	0	0	0	0	0	-1	26	0	3	2023-11-24
QUINN HUGHES	VAN	1	3	4	3	5	2	0	1	1	2023-11-06
BRAYDEN POINT	T.B	3	2	5	3	3	4	0	0	0	2023-11-24
ELIAS PETTERSSON	VAN	1	3	4	3	5	1	0	2	0	2023-10-11
BRADY TKACHUK	OTT	0	0	0	0	6	0	19	5	0	2023-10-24
QUINN HUGHES	VAN	1	4	5	2	2	2	6	0	0	2023-11-02
JASON ROBERTSON	DAL	2	1	3	3	5	-2	2	1	0	2023-11-12

Drawing inspiration from Connor McDavid’s stellar 1 goal and 4 assists performance last night against the Anaheim Ducks, we take a look at the top 10 player performances in the Norfolk league in Chance for the 2023-24 season:

Joel Eriksson Ek (MIN) - On October 17, 2023, Eriksson Ek showcased his grit and scoring ability. Scoring 2 goals on 4 shots, he also dominated physically with 16 penalty minutes and 3 hits, contributing a well-rounded effort in a 2-point night.
Nikita Kucherov (T.B) - November 24, 2023, was a masterclass from Kucherov. With 2 goals and 4 assists, he dazzled with a 6-point night. His playmaking was on full display, and a +4 rating emphasized his dominance on the ice.
Jack Hughes (N.J) - Hughes combined skill and precision on October 20, 2023. Scoring 2 goals and adding 2 assists, he registered 4 points. Despite a -2 rating, his 6 shots on goal showed his offensive mindset throughout the game.
Austin Watson (T.B) - Watson’s unique performance on November 24, 2023, showcased his defensive prowess. Despite no points and a -1 rating, his 26 penalty minutes, 3 blocks, and physical presence were instrumental in shaping the game’s outcome.
Quinn Hughes (VAN) - On November 6, 2023, Hughes excelled with 1 goal and 3 assists. His 4 points, bolstered by 3 power-play points and a +2 rating, highlighted his key role in Vancouver’s offensive and defensive play.
Brayden Point (T.B) - A standout performance on November 24, 2023, saw Point scoring 3 goals and assisting on 2 others for a 5-point night. His efficiency was evident with 3 shots on goal and a +4 rating, marking a dominant offensive display.
Elias Pettersson (VAN) - Pettersson’s October 11, 2023, game was a showcase of his playmaking skills. He scored a goal and set up 3 others, contributing to 4 points with a +1 rating and 2 hits, demonstrating his all-around game.
Brady Tkachuk (OTT) - Tkachuk’s October 24, 2023, performance highlighted his physicality. With 19 penalty minutes and 5 hits, his intimidating presence on the ice was clear, despite not registering on the score sheet.
Quinn Hughes (VAN) - Again making the list, Hughes’ November 2, 2023, game was remarkable. He notched 1 goal and 4 assists for 5 points, including 2 on the power play, along with a +2 rating, showcasing his offensive talent from the blue line.
Jason Robertson (DAL) - On November 12, 2023, Robertson delivered a solid performance. Scoring 2 goals and adding an assist for 3 points, his effort was noticeable despite a -2 rating. He also contributed defensively with a block and a hit.

These exceptional performances highlight the diverse talents and roles players bring to the game, from scoring prowess to physical dominance on the ice.

Players of the Week

Top Performers of the Week

This section celebrates the top-performing players of the week. Each player listed below has shown exceptional performance and has been a key player for their respective fantasy teams.

Top Performers of the Week
Name	Team	GP	G	A	PTS	PPP	SOG	+/-	PIM	Hits	Blocks	Team Name
CONNOR MCDAVID	EDM	4	3	9	12	4	10	0	2	1	6	Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
EVANDER KANE	EDM	4	3	1	4	1	15	-2	16	17	2	Banger Catz
NIKITA KUCHEROV	T.B	3	2	6	8	5	14	5	0	2	0	As Gudas It Gets!
NATHAN MACKINNON	COL	4	1	5	6	3	21	1	0	3	7	There are no goalies
ZACH HYMAN	EDM	4	4	3	7	2	19	1	6	2	2	Champagne Campaign

The week in fantasy hockey saw some remarkable performances. Let’s dive into individual highlights of the top players, each bringing unique contributions to their respective teams.

1. Connor McDavid (EDM) - Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots

Stats: 4 GP, 3 G, 9 A, 12 PTS, 4 PPP, 10 SOG, 0 +/-, 2 PIM, 1 Hit, 6 Blocks
Blurb: Connor McDavid continued to redefine excellence with a dazzling 12-point week for Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots. Known for his incredible speed and skill, McDavid balanced scoring and playmaking with 3 goals and 9 assists. His 4 power-play points highlight his crucial role in Edmonton’s special teams. Fun Fact: McDavid is often compared to hockey legends for his speed, often clocked at over 25 mph on the ice!

2. Evander Kane (EDM) - Banger Catz

Stats: 4 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 PTS, 1 PPP, 15 SOG, -2 +/-, 16 PIM, 17 Hits, 2 Blocks
Blurb: Evander Kane brought a mix of scoring and physicality to Banger Catz. He notched 3 goals and demonstrated his physical style with 17 hits, leading his team in this category. His 16 penalty minutes reflect his gritty playstyle. Fun Fact: Kane is named after the famous boxer, Evander Holyfield, which is fitting given his physical approach to the game.

3. Nikita Kucherov (T.B) - As Gudas It Gets!

Stats: 3 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 PTS, 5 PPP, 14 SOG, 5 +/-, 0 PIM, 2 Hits, 0 Blocks
Blurb: Kucherov showcased his playmaking prowess with 6 assists and a total of 8 points, including 5 on the power play. His +5 rating indicates his positive impact on the ice. Fun Fact: Kucherov is known for his deceptive ‘no-shot’ shootout move, which has fooled many goaltenders.

4. Nathan MacKinnon (COL) - There are no goalies

Stats: 4 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 PTS, 3 PPP, 21 SOG, 1 +/-, 0 PIM, 3 Hits, 7 Blocks
Blurb: MacKinnon’s balanced performance was key for There are no goalies. He contributed across the board, especially with his 21 shots on goal, showing his aggressive offensive mindset. Fun Fact: MacKinnon is from the same small town in Nova Scotia as hockey legend Sidney Crosby.

5. Zach Hyman (EDM) - Champagne Campaign

Stats: 4 GP, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS, 2 PPP, 19 SOG, 1 +/-, 6 PIM, 2 Hits, 2 Blocks
Blurb: Hyman’s scoring touch was evident with 4 goals. His presence was felt in all aspects of the game, contributing in power plays, shots on goal, and even in the penalty box. Fun Fact: Before his NHL career, Hyman published a children’s book, showcasing his off-ice creativity.

These players not only contributed significant points to their fantasy teams but also brought unique skills and fascinating backgrounds to the ice, making this week in fantasy hockey especially memorable.

Worst Players of the Week

This section highlights the players who faced significant challenges this week. Each player listed below had a tough week on the ice and will be looking to bounce back in their upcoming matches. Their resilience and determination to improve will be crucial for their respective fantasy teams.

Worst Performers of the Week
Name	Team	GP	SOG	+/-	Hits	Blocks	Team Name
LUKAS REICHEL	CHI	3	3	-6	1	0	Koala-ty Franchise
JADEN SCHWARTZ	SEA	3	3	-1	2	0	Champagne Campaign
BEN CHIAROT	DET	3	2	2	2	3	Back2Back?
TRAVIS KONECNY	PHI	3	7	1	1	1	Champagne Campaign
SEAN KURALY	CBJ	3	3	1	5	1	Ginga Ninja

While some players dazzled in fantasy hockey this week, others faced challenges on the ice. Here’s a look at the week’s underperformers, each with their unique story of struggle.

1. Lukas Reichel (CHI) - Koala-ty Franchise

Stats: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS, 0 PPP, 3 SOG, -6 +/-, 0 PIM, 1 Hit, 0 Blocks
Blurb: Reichel had a tough week with no points and a -6 rating, reflecting significant defensive struggles for Koala-ty Franchise. The young forward, known for his potential, will look to bounce back in the coming games. Fun Fact: Reichel is part of a hockey lineage, with both his father and uncle being former professional players.

2. Jaden Schwartz (SEA) - Champagne Campaign

Stats: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS, 0 PPP, 3 SOG, -1 +/-, 0 PIM, 2 Hits, 0 Blocks
Blurb: Schwartz, usually a reliable contributor, failed to register a point for Champagne Campaign. His -1 rating suggests some defensive shortcomings as well. Fun Fact: Schwartz has a tradition of honoring his late sister by writing her initials on his sticks.

3. Ben Chiarot (DET) - Back2Back?

Stats: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS, 0 PPP, 2 SOG, 2 +/-, 0 PIM, 2 Hits, 3 Blocks
Blurb: Chiarot struggled offensively but showed some defensive prowess with 3 blocks. His neutral plus/minus indicates steady defensive play despite a lack of offensive production. Fun Fact: Chiarot is known for his rugged defensive style, often being a tough opponent for forwards.

4. Travis Konecny (PHI) - Champagne Campaign

Stats: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS, 0 PPP, 7 SOG, 1 +/-, 0 PIM, 1 Hit, 1 Block
Blurb: Konecny had a quiet week, not for lack of trying, as indicated by his 7 shots on goal. He maintained a positive rating but couldn’t convert his efforts into points. Fun Fact: Konecny is known for his chirpy on-ice demeanor, often engaging in friendly banter with opponents.

5. Sean Kuraly (CBJ) - Ginga Ninja

Stats: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS, 0 PPP, 3 SOG, 1 +/-, 0 PIM, 5 Hits, 1 Block
Blurb: Kuraly brought physicality with 5 hits but couldn’t make an impact on the scoreboard. His efforts in other areas, like hits and blocks, show his commitment to contributing in different ways. Fun Fact: Kuraly is celebrated for his role in one of the longest NCAA hockey games in history, scoring the winning goal in quintuple overtime.

These players faced a challenging week, but each has the potential and skill to make a strong comeback in future games. Their stories remind us that every player has off days, and resilience is key in professional sports.

The Curious Case of Steve, the “Almost There” Commissioner

Introduction

Welcome to the roast of Steve, the beloved commissioner of our fantasy hockey league and the manager of “God Save the Quinn.” As we gear up for another week of fantasy action, let’s take a moment to appreciate Steve’s unique journey in the league, a tale of near-successes and “so close, yet so far” moments.

A Stroll Down Memory Lane

Steve’s fantasy hockey journey has been like a roller coaster, minus the thrilling highs. Starting in 2014, he showed promise, finishing 8th out of 8 - a commendable effort for someone who probably thought icing was just for cakes. His progression through the years has been consistent, just like his love for soccer - always there, but not quite the main event.

The “God Save the Quinn” Era

Fast forward to the present, and we find Steve helming “God Save the Quinn,” currently sitting in third place. It’s a team that’s as balanced as Steve’s diet of whisky and pasta at his Italian banquet hall. With players like Mark Scheifele and Brad Marchand, his team has more ups and downs than his European adventures - and let’s not forget the goalie situation. Petr Mrazek and Arvid Soderblom? More like “Petr Maybe-ok” and “Arvid So-does-he-belong.”

Player Highlights

Mark Scheifele: A solid center, but with a -3 rating, he’s slipping more than Steve on a soccer field.
David Pastrnak: The bright spot in the team, much like that one whisky bottle Steve saves for special occasions.
Jack Eichel: On the bench more often than Steve at a soccer match. We get it, Jack, you like the view.
Quinn Hughes: The defenseman with more potential than Steve’s career as a banquet hall manager.

Goalie Woes

Petr Mrazek and Arvid Soderblom have been as reliable as Steve’s Italian espresso machine - great when they work, but mostly just sitting there, looking pretty. And Jeremy Swayman? More like “Sway-man, can you please stop a puck?”

Steve, the Soccer-Loving, Whisky-Sipping Commish

Let’s not forget the man behind the team. Steve, a Niagara native, manages an Italian banquet hall when he’s not busy mismanaging his fantasy team. His love for soccer is admirable, but much like his fantasy picks, it’s all about the participation trophy. And his love for whisky? Well, that’s just to make the fantasy losses easier to swallow.

Conclusion

In all seriousness, Steve’s dedication to the league is unmatched, much like his ability to pick goalies who are as effective as a soccer player on a hockey rink. Here’s to Steve, the heart and soul of our league, the man who reminds us that in fantasy hockey, just like in life, it’s not about winning - it’s about enjoying the journey, preferably with a glass of whisky in hand. Cheers, Steve!

Rotisserie Scores for the Season

The rotisserie scores reflect the cumulative performance of each team over the season. The higher the score, the better the team’s overall performance across various categories. Let’s take a closer look at the current season’s rotisserie scores for each team.

2023-24 Roto Stats by Week
Team Name	Total	1	2	3	4	5	6	7
Ginga Ninja	11.1	11.0	9.8	10.6	12.0	11.4	10.8	12.0
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots	11.0	13.0	10.8	10.5	10.5	9.4	11.5	11.3
As Gudas It Gets!	10.1	11.5	8.1	7.6	9.4	9.0	13.1	11.8
Killing Them Softly	10.0	10.1	9.4	11.5	12.5	11.8	6.4	8.0
God Save the Quinn	9.9	10.4	9.9	9.1	10.2	10.3	8.7	10.9
Back2Back?	9.5	7.9	9.1	12.6	10.1	9.1	8.4	9.3
Hungry for Apples?	9.2	7.5	12.8	12.6	6.5	8.8	9.3	6.8
Broad Street Bullies’	9.2	11.1	11.5	7.5	10.0	11.1	6.1	6.9
The Untouchables	9.2	11.8	5.7	8.4	8.4	10.5	10.5	8.9
Banger Catz	8.9	8.5	6.9	8.4	10.8	8.1	11.3	8.3
Champagne Campaign	8.5	10.1	8.8	6.8	7.6	9.1	10.0	6.9
Hughes Your Daddy	8.4	8.5	10.8	5.0	5.8	9.7	10.1	9.1
Koala-ty Franchise	8.4	6.2	7.5	11.5	11.2	5.0	8.5	9.0
The Mighty Ducks	8.4	5.8	6.8	10.8	8.5	9.4	10.9	6.5
Peterpumpkineater69	7.9	7.1	6.6	9.6	7.4	5.6	7.5	11.4
TEE2GREEN	7.8	7.5	9.0	8.4	7.7	7.6	6.9	7.8
Mathletes	6.9	6.0	8.6	5.6	7.5	6.3	5.5	8.9
There are no goalies	6.7	4.9	7.7	4.7	4.5	9.4	7.9	7.5

2023-24 Opponent Roto Stats by Week
Team Name	Total	1	2	3	4	5	6	7
Hughes Your Daddy	10.6	7.5	12.8	12.6	12.0	11.1	10.5	7.5
Broad Street Bullies’	9.9	8.5	9.0	12.6	10.1	9.7	10.8	8.9
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots	9.9	11.8	7.7	7.6	11.2	9.4	10.0	11.4
As Gudas It Gets!	9.6	10.1	9.9	10.5	10.8	7.6	9.3	9.3
Hungry for Apples?	9.4	7.9	10.8	7.5	8.4	9.4	13.1	9.0
The Mighty Ducks	9.4	7.1	8.6	11.5	10.2	9.4	11.3	7.8
Champagne Campaign	9.4	11.0	6.6	5.6	12.5	10.3	11.5	8.3
Peterpumpkineater69	9.2	5.8	8.8	10.6	7.5	11.8	8.7	11.3
There are no goalies	9.1	10.4	10.8	8.4	7.7	8.8	8.4	9.1
Back2Back?	8.9	7.5	9.8	5.0	10.0	10.5	7.9	11.8
The Untouchables	8.7	13.0	6.9	8.4	6.5	9.1	10.1	6.9
Killing Them Softly	8.6	11.5	7.5	10.8	7.6	5.6	5.5	12.0
God Save the Quinn	8.4	4.9	8.1	11.5	8.5	9.1	7.5	8.9
TEE2GREEN	8.1	8.5	11.5	8.4	4.5	9.0	8.5	6.5
Koala-ty Franchise	8.1	6.0	9.4	9.1	10.5	8.1	6.9	6.8
Mathletes	8.0	6.2	6.8	6.8	7.4	11.4	6.4	10.9
Ginga Ninja	7.9	10.1	9.1	9.6	5.8	6.3	6.1	8.0
Banger Catz	7.7	11.1	5.7	4.7	9.4	5.0	10.9	6.9

Week 8 Matchups for Norfolk in Chance

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Week 7 Results of Norfolk in Chance 2023-24 Fantasy Hockey Season