The Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league entered its third week, and the icy confrontations were palpable. Some teams glided gracefully, like figure skaters landing a perfect quad jump, while others… well, let’s just say they resembled bambi on ice. Let’s delve deeper into the highs, the lows, and the utter surprises of Week 3.

Hungry for Dominance

This week, the aptly named “Hungry for Apples?” proved they were famished for victory. Not only did they lead with an outstanding 197 saves, but they also matched this defensive prowess offensively, netting a combined 32 goals and assists. Their all-around performance was exemplary, leading them to clinch the title of Team of the Week with a stellar rotisserie score of 12.6.

Statistical Standouts

Re-examining our top performers, here’s a snapshot of the teams that made waves in each category:

Category Top Performing Team Stat
G Killing Them Softly 15
A Peterpumpkineater69, Ginga Ninja 23
+/- Killing Them Softly 12
PIM Back2Back? 43
PPP Killing Them Softly, Peterpumpkineater69 14
SOG Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots 111
HIT Back2Back? 61
BLK Ginga Ninja 47
W Rytiri Kladno 5
GA Peterpumpkineater69 4
SV Hungry for Apples? 197

Highlights of the Week

Killing Them Softly seemingly came out of nowhere, displaying an offensive masterclass with 15 goals and top-notch playmaking abilities, registering 20 assists. Their positive +/- and dominant power play situations made them a force to be reckoned with.

The defensive aggression displayed by Back2Back? is commendable, logging in a whopping 61 hits. But it wasn’t all brute force; they also showcased their skills by accumulating a decent 31 point combination of goals and assists.

Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots bombarded their opponents, firing 111 shots on goal. While they might not have had the highest conversion rate, their relentless attack is a warning to all teams for the upcoming weeks.

Lows of the Week

It wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows for every team. Hughes Your Daddy struggled to find the back of the net, scoring just two goals. Their overall performance placed them near the bottom of the league. But, as they say in hockey, there’s always another shift, and they’ll be looking to rebound next week.

In Conclusion

Week 3 of Norfolk in Chance was filled with drama, excitement, and a fair share of surprises. While Hungry for Apples? emerged as the victors this week, the league remains wide open. Teams will be strategizing, trading, and preparing to come back even stronger in Week 4. Stay with us, as the drama unfolds!

RotoScore and Opponent Score for Week
Team.Name RotoScore OpponentRotoScore
Hungry for Apples? 12.6 7.5
Back2Back? 12.6 5.0
Koala-ty Franchise 11.5 9.1
Killing Them Softly 11.5 10.8
The Mighty Ducks 10.8 11.5
Ginga Ninja 10.6 9.6
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 10.5 7.6
Peterpumpkineater69 9.6 10.6
Rytiri Kladno 9.1 11.5
Banger Catz 8.4 4.7
TEE2GREEN 8.4 8.4
The Untouchables 8.4 8.4
Charlestown Chiefs 7.6 10.5
Broad Street Bullies’ 7.5 12.6
Champagne Campaign 6.8 5.6
Mathletes 5.6 6.8
Hughes Your Daddy 5.0 12.6
There are no goalies 4.7 8.4
Week 2 Categorical Stats
Team Name G A +/- PIM PPP SOG HIT BLK W GA SV
Rytiri Kladno 8 13 6 16 3 88 38 30 5 14 154
Koala-ty Franchise 11 22 1 22 9 97 37 33 4 20 127
Banger Catz 7 13 -16 29 7 88 42 24 3 11 123
There are no goalies 7 7 -9 24 4 90 19 25 1 12 90
Broad Street Bullies’ 8 16 -3 15 10 84 22 39 1 18 173
Hungry for Apples? 14 18 9 16 11 91 28 35 4 9 197
Champagne Campaign 8 14 -3 22 4 81 33 25 2 10 111
Mathletes 5 12 -9 34 5 63 31 30 2 12 101
Charlestown Chiefs 12 11 2 22 7 78 33 41 1 11 73
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 8 16 -4 20 12 111 47 37 2 13 120
Killing Them Softly 15 20 12 18 14 83 38 43 1 10 90
The Mighty Ducks 8 18 -1 37 7 110 39 42 2 10 80
Back2Back? 11 20 0 43 10 108 61 27 2 7 117
Hughes Your Daddy 2 12 -4 12 4 66 37 41 1 8 58
Peterpumpkineater69 6 23 -3 17 14 80 29 39 3 4 80
Ginga Ninja 7 23 -3 12 10 78 42 47 4 9 120
TEE2GREEN 6 15 5 14 6 89 35 29 2 10 137
The Untouchables 9 20 6 18 8 110 15 27 1 17 102

Players of the Week

This section celebrates the top-performing players of the week. Each player listed below has shown exceptional performance and has been a key player for their respective fantasy teams.

Top Performers of the Week
Name Team GP G A PTS PPP SOG +/- PIM Hits Blocks Team Name
EVANDER KANE EDM 3 2 3 5 1 12 1 11 15 1 Banger Catz
ALEX OVECHKIN WSH 4 2 4 6 2 28 4 0 5 0 The Mighty Ducks
TOM WILSON WSH 4 2 2 4 1 15 2 4 13 4 Koala-ty Franchise
DAVID PASTRNAK BOS 3 3 2 5 2 17 3 0 4 1 Rytiri Kladno
FRANK VATRANO ANA 3 4 0 4 1 9 5 8 5 4 Killing Them Softly

Evander Kane (EDM, Banger Catz) In just three games, Kane demonstrated why he’s a powerhouse, netting 2 goals and assisting 3 more. With a remarkable 12 shots on goal and contributing to a power play point, his aggressive style was also evident with 11 penalty minutes and an impressive 15 hits. For the Banger Catz, Kane was indeed a game-changer this week.

Alex Ovechkin (WSH, The Mighty Ducks) The ‘Great Eight’ lived up to his moniker, making a massive impact in four games. Ovechkin scored twice and dished out 4 assists, all while pelting the net with a staggering 28 shots. A +4 in the plus/minus column and a couple of power play points highlight Ovechkin’s continued dominance in the league.

Tom Wilson (WSH, Koala-ty Franchise) Wilson, known for his robust physical play, combined grit with skill this week. Scoring twice and assisting two more, he also laid out 13 hits and blocked 4 shots. With 15 shots on goal and contributing on the power play, Wilson ensured the Koala-ty Franchise had a memorable week.

David Pastrnak (BOS, Rytiri Kladno) ‘Pasta’ was cooking up a storm this week. He found the back of the net 3 times and set up 2 more goals in just three games. With 17 shots on goal and playing a crucial role in two power play points, Pastrnak continued to be a force to be reckoned with for Rytiri Kladno.

Frank Vatrano (ANA, Killing Them Softly) Vatrano was on fire for the Ducks, proving that he’s more than just a supporting player. Scoring 4 times in 3 games, he also showcased a defensive side with 5 blocks. His 8 penalty minutes indicate a feisty style of play, and with a contribution on the power play, Vatrano played a pivotal role for Killing Them Softly this week.

These standout performances highlight the depth and talent present in the Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league, setting the stage for an exciting season ahead.

Worst Players of the Week

This section highlights the players who faced significant challenges this week. Each player listed below had a tough week on the ice and will be looking to bounce back in their upcoming matches. Their resilience and determination to improve will be crucial for their respective fantasy teams.

Worst Performers of the Week
Name Team GP G A PTS PPP SOG +/- PIM Hits Blocks Team Name
DILLON DUBE CGY 3 0 0 0 0 0 -5 0 1 0 There are no goalies
DAWSON MERCER N.J 4 0 0 0 0 2 2 2 1 2 TEE2GREEN
CHANDLER STEPHENSON VGK 3 0 0 0 0 2 -2 0 0 1 Hughes Your Daddy
LOGAN O’CONNOR COL 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 Peterpumpkineater69
MICHAEL MCLEOD N.J 4 0 1 1 0 3 1 0 5 1 The Mighty Ducks

Dillon Dube (CGY, There are no goalies) It’s been a week to forget for Dube, who seemed to be chasing shadows on the ice. In three games, not only did he fail to register a single point or shot on goal, but he also posted a disastrous -5 in the plus/minus column. For a team named “There are no goalies”, Dube didn’t help in the offensive department either.

Dawson Mercer (N.J, TEE2GREEN) Young Mercer had a quiet week, to say the least. Over four games, he registered a meager two shots on goal and didn’t contribute to any points. Adding to his woes, a couple of penalties didn’t help his team’s cause. TEE2GREEN will be hoping for a bounce-back performance from him next week.

Chandler Stephenson (VGK, Hughes Your Daddy) Stephenson’s week could be summarized as ‘vanishing act’. In three appearances, he managed just two shots on goal and ended with a -2 rating. With no contributions on the score sheet or physically, the Hughes Your Daddy team must’ve felt they were playing a man down.

Logan O’Connor (COL, Peterpumpkineater69) O’Connor’s performance this week was, unfortunately, nothing to write home about. In three games, he managed a pair of shots without finding the net or setting up any of his teammates. A couple of penalty minutes rounded off a week he’d rather put behind him.

Michael McLeod (N.J, The Mighty Ducks) While not as invisible as some on this list, McLeod’s week still left a lot to be desired. Over four games, he managed a lone assist but didn’t make much of an impact otherwise. With only three shots on goal and a minimal physical presence, The Mighty Ducks will be looking for more bite from McLeod in the upcoming games.

The ups and downs are part of any fantasy season, and while these players had a rough week, they’ll surely be looking to turn things around as the season progresses.

Matchup of the week: TEE2GREEN vs. There are no goalies

This week, we shine the spotlight on two teams looking to gain ground in the standings: TEE2GREEN, managed by Ron, squares off against Alex’s There are no goalies. While their history and track records have varied, both teams are eager to register a critical win this week.

There are no goalies Team Analysis: Led by the likes of Nathan MacKinnon, Tyler Seguin, and Brayden Point, There are no goalies boasts a powerful offensive core. Their defense is solid with the likes of Tyson Barrie and Tony DeAngelo, who can contribute both defensively and offensively. In the net, Ilya Sorokin will be the main man, known for his acrobatic saves and consistency.

However, a notable concern for them this week might be Dillon Dube, who has come off a particularly weak performance. The hope will be that he bounces back and contributes to the team’s success.

TEE2GREEN Team Analysis: TEE2GREEN brings a balanced attack with players like Claude Giroux, David Perron, and the ever-lethal Auston Matthews leading their offensive charge. On the defensive end, Mattias Ekholm and Jonas Brodin will be expected to hold the fort. Between the pipes, the team boasts an experienced goaltender in Marc-Andre Fleury, who’s no stranger to big moments.

Dawson Mercer, despite his recent dip in form, remains a young talent and might just surprise his critics this week.

Historical Context: A glimpse at their history reveals that both teams have had their share of ups and downs. There are no goalies have oscillated in the standings over the past years, finishing as high as 7th and as low as 16th. Meanwhile, TEE2GREEN’s recent history suggests a pattern of finishes in the bottom half, with their best finish being 11th in 2023.

Sure, here’s a table representation of their historical finishes in the league:

Year Team Finish (out of 16)
2023 TEE2GREEN 11th
2023 There are no goalies 12th
2022 TEE2GREEN 14th
2022 There are no goalies 16th
2021 TEE2GREEN 15th
2021 There are no goalies 9th
2020 TEE2GREEN -
2020 There are no goalies 12th
2019 There are no goalies 7th
2018 There are no goalies 14th
2017 There are no goalies 12th

(Note: The ‘-’ represents years where the respective team’s finish was not provided.)

This table gives a clear indication of how each team has performed over the years. While ‘There are no goalies’ has shown a bit more variation in its finishes, ‘TEE2GREEN’ has hovered around the bottom half of the table in recent years. The upcoming matchup, therefore, offers a chance for both teams to change their narratives.

Predictions for the Week:

Final Thoughts: It promises to be a closely contested affair, with both teams having clear strengths and potential vulnerabilities. Given their recent forms and matchups, this game could swing either way, but on paper, TEE2GREEN might have a slight edge in more categories. However, as any fantasy manager knows, predictions can only say so much, and the real drama unfolds on the ice!

The Champagne Campaign: All Fizz, No Pop

When you name your team Champagne Campaign, expectations rise faster than bubbles in a freshly poured glass of Dom Perignon. But like the Tampa Bay Lightning’s recent record, Taylor’s team seems to have all the fizz of a week-old soda. Let’s dive into the roster, shall we?

Leading with Adam Fantilli is like banking on a bottle of cheap prosecco to impress your date. Potential? Maybe. Likely to disappoint? Almost certainly. Then we have Dylan Cozens. Now, I’m not saying he’s the non-alcoholic beer of the fantasy world, but don’t be surprised if you’re left craving something with a bit more kick. Sidney Crosby might be the old vintage in the cellar, but even he can’t bring the pop back to this party.

Ah, Zach Hyman and Brandon Duhaime. On a good day, they might be like that trusty bottle of supermarket champagne. Reliable, but hardly the star of the show. And Travis Konecny and Rickard Rakell? Let’s just say, if they were champagnes, they’d be the ones left on the shelf long after New Year’s Eve.

Taylor’s blue line choices feel a bit…flat. Victor Hedman is possibly the only redeeming factor, but then again, he’s from the Lightning, and we all know how that story goes lately. Mix in Hampus Lindholm, Noah Hanifin, and Jan Rutta, and it feels like we’re attending a party where the champagne’s run out and all that’s left is warm beer.

Goalies? With Stuart Skinner as the standout, it feels more like a desperate plea than a strategy.

Injuries? Jason Zucker and Matt Boldy. Let’s hope they recover faster than Tampa Bay’s ego after their last playoffs.

In conclusion, if Taylor’s Champagne Campaign was a bottle, it’d be all show and no substance, much like a certain team from Florida we all know. But who knows, the season is young. Maybe, just maybe, Taylor will find that elusive pop. Until then, cheers to lukewarm fizz and unmet expectations!

Rotisserie Scores for the Season

The rotisserie scores reflect the cumulative performance of each team over the season. The higher the score, the better the team’s overall performance across various categories. Let’s take a closer look at the current season’s rotisserie scores for each team.

2023-24 Roto Stats by Week
Team Name Total 1 2 3
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 11.4 13.0 10.8 10.5
Hungry for Apples? 11.0 7.5 12.8 12.6
Ginga Ninja 10.5 11.0 9.8 10.6
Killing Them Softly 10.3 10.1 9.4 11.5
Broad Street Bullies’ 10.0 11.1 11.5 7.5
Back2Back? 9.9 7.9 9.1 12.6
Rytiri Kladno 9.8 10.4 9.9 9.1
Charlestown Chiefs 9.1 11.5 8.1 7.6
The Untouchables 8.6 11.8 5.7 8.4
Champagne Campaign 8.6 10.1 8.8 6.8
Koala-ty Franchise 8.4 6.2 7.5 11.5
TEE2GREEN 8.3 7.5 9.0 8.4
Hughes Your Daddy 8.1 8.5 10.8 5.0
Banger Catz 7.9 8.5 6.9 8.4
The Mighty Ducks 7.8 5.8 6.8 10.8
Peterpumpkineater69 7.8 7.1 6.6 9.6
Mathletes 6.7 6.0 8.6 5.6
There are no goalies 5.8 4.9 7.7 4.7
2023-24 Opponent Roto Stats by Week
Team Name Total 1 2 3
Hughes Your Daddy 11.0 7.5 12.8 12.6
Charlestown Chiefs 10.2 10.1 9.9 10.5
Broad Street Bullies’ 10.0 8.5 9.0 12.6
Killing Them Softly 9.9 11.5 7.5 10.8
There are no goalies 9.9 10.4 10.8 8.4
Ginga Ninja 9.6 10.1 9.1 9.6
TEE2GREEN 9.5 8.5 11.5 8.4
The Untouchables 9.4 13.0 6.9 8.4
The Mighty Ducks 9.1 7.1 8.6 11.5
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 9.0 11.8 7.7 7.6
Hungry for Apples? 8.7 7.9 10.8 7.5
Peterpumpkineater69 8.4 5.8 8.8 10.6
Koala-ty Franchise 8.2 6.0 9.4 9.1
Rytiri Kladno 8.2 4.9 8.1 11.5
Champagne Campaign 7.7 11.0 6.6 5.6
Back2Back? 7.4 7.5 9.8 5.0
Banger Catz 7.2 11.1 5.7 4.7
Mathletes 6.6 6.2 6.8 6.8 

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