Norfolk in Chance Fantasy Hockey: Week 2 Highlights

The action in Week 2 of the Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league did not disappoint. Teams went head-to-head, with some emerging as dominant forces, while others found themselves facing tough lessons. As the competition heats up, let’s dive into the week’s standout performances and some that left room for improvement.

Standout Performances:

  1. Broad Street Bullies’ - This team was firing on all cylinders. With a whopping 27 assists and an impressive +12 in the plus/minus category, they showcased a solid offensive approach combined with a tight defensive game. Their 15 power play points also hinted at their special teams’ effectiveness.

  2. Champagne Campaign & There are no goalies - Both teams share the spotlight with a remarkable 14 goals each. Their scoring prowess was unmatched this week, signaling their forwards are in prime form.

  3. Hungry for Apples? - Not only did they pepper the net with 101 shots on goal, but their goalies also stood tall, making a league-high 178 saves, suggesting a combination of a potent offense and busy, yet effective goaltending.

Areas for Improvement:

  1. Mathletes - While their penalty minute count reached the top with 39 PIM, it’s a stat that could hurt them if they continue this trend. Discipline might be something they’d want to focus on moving forward.

  2. The Untouchables - With a league-high 19 goals against, their goaltending and defensive play might need some introspection. Strengthening their defense should be a priority in the upcoming weeks.

  3. TEE2GREEN - While they did have some decent stats across the board, their -10 in the plus/minus category suggests there’s room for improvement defensively when their key players are on the ice.

Category Leaders:

  • Goals (G): Kohut change your name - 17
  • Assists (A): Broad Street Bullies’ - 27
  • Plus/Minus (+/-): Broad Street Bullies’ - 12
  • Penalty Minutes (PIM): Mathletes - 39
  • Power Play Points (PPP): Broad Street Bullies’ - 15
  • Shots on Goal (SOG): Kohut change your name - 110
  • Hits (HIT): Eggplant - 56
  • Blocks (BLK): Back2Back? - 42
  • Wins (W): Several teams tied with 4
  • Goals Against (GA): Hughes Your Daddy and There are no goalies - 6 (Lowest)
  • Saves (SV): Hungry for Apples? - 178

Conclusion:

Week 2 of Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league offered a fascinating glimpse into the strategies, strengths, and areas of potential growth for each team. As they prep for Week 3, managers should be ready to make the necessary tweaks, ensuring they stay competitive in this high-stakes fantasy world. Onward to the next week!

RotoScore and Opponent Score for Week
Team.Name RotoScore OpponentRotoScore
Hungry for Apples? 12.8 10.8
Broad Street Bullies’ 11.5 9.0
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 10.8 7.7
Hughes Your Daddy 10.8 12.8
Rytíři Kladno 9.9 8.1
Eggplant 9.8 9.1
Killing Them Softly 9.4 7.5
Back2Back? 9.1 9.8
TEE2GREEN 9.0 11.5
Champagne Campaign 8.8 6.6
Mathletes 8.6 6.8
Charlestown Chiefs 8.1 9.9
There are no goalies 7.7 10.8
Koala-ty Franchise 7.5 9.4
Banger Catz 6.9 5.7
The Mighty Ducks 6.8 8.6
Peterpumpkineater69 6.6 8.8
The Untouchables 5.7 6.9
Week 2 Categorical Stats
Team Name G A +/- PIM PPP SOG HIT BLK W GA SV
Rytíři Kladno 17 11 11 32 5 110 38 18 2 12 122
Charlestown Chiefs 9 7 -9 20 8 85 44 41 3 12 125
Banger Catz 9 17 -2 23 9 61 33 21 3 15 129
The Untouchables 9 17 -5 20 5 92 25 31 1 19 133
Broad Street Bullies’ 10 27 12 23 15 100 19 38 2 10 107
TEE2GREEN 9 16 -10 16 12 79 41 32 4 11 133
Champagne Campaign 14 17 5 18 9 100 28 34 1 7 83
Peterpumpkineater69 10 7 0 30 8 67 37 30 1 13 98
Killing Them Softly 8 13 -7 31 9 91 36 37 4 13 151
Koala-ty Franchise 6 16 5 19 9 96 39 33 0 11 88
Back2Back? 3 19 -2 32 9 66 35 42 2 11 131
Eggplant 9 19 5 33 9 89 56 27 1 17 158
There are no goalies 14 15 -9 24 6 93 16 36 2 6 71
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 10 18 9 28 10 98 33 38 2 8 64
Hungry for Apples? 11 19 -2 32 9 101 39 45 3 18 178
Hughes Your Daddy 9 18 9 38 11 89 30 41 2 6 69
Mathletes 7 15 -17 39 6 82 37 37 4 16 150
The Mighty Ducks 6 10 -3 27 4 79 35 41 2 10 111

Team of the Week: Hungry for Apples?

Hungry for Apples? stood out this week as the most dominant force in the Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league, rightfully claiming the title of Team of the Week. Their roster was an ideal blend of offense, defense, and specialty play, underscoring the acumen of the team’s management.

Key players were instrumental in sealing this top spot. John Tavares of the Toronto Maple Leafs was a cornerstone in the center position, contributing with 2 goals, 1 assist, and a commendable 10 shots on goal. Mark Stone of the Vegas Golden Knights showcased his playmaking prowess, with 3 assists and 5 shots, proving to be a significant asset on the right wing. Meanwhile, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins from the Edmonton Oilers, with the flexibility to play both center and left-wing, chipped in with 2 goals, 1 assist, and a notable defensive contribution with 2 blocks. Together, these three players formed the backbone of the team’s Week 2 success.

Additionally, the defensive lineup featuring Alec Martinez, Drew Doughty, and John Carlson provided not just defensive stability but also offensive contributions. Each player delivered goals and assists, exemplifying the modern-day defensemen who can join the rush and add to the score sheet.

It wasn’t just star power that made Hungry for Apples? shine this week. The depth players also came through in crucial moments, rounding out an all-star week for the team.

Looking forward, Hungry for Apples? has set a high standard for the rest of the league. As other teams strategize for the coming weeks, they’ll surely be keeping a watchful eye on this team’s moves and trying to decipher the secret to their success.



Players of the Week

This section celebrates the top-performing players of the week. Each player listed below has shown exceptional performance and has been a key player for their respective fantasy teams.

Top Performers of the Week
Name Team GP G A PTS PPP SOG +/- PIM Hits Blocks Team Name
DYLAN LARKIN DET 4 3 6 9 6 14 3 9 1 1 Broad Street Bullies’
JOEL ERIKSSON EK MIN 3 3 2 5 2 12 0 18 4 0 Killing Them Softly
ARTTURI LEHKONEN COL 3 2 4 6 4 11 0 2 3 2 Eggplant
JESPER BRATT N.J 2 1 4 5 5 6 -2 0 2 1 Killing Them Softly
JACK HUGHES N.J 2 2 3 5 4 12 -4 0 1 0 Hughes Your Daddy
  1. Dylan Larkin (Broad Street Bullies’): Detroit’s heart and soul this week, Dylan Larkin, showcased an exceptional blend of scoring and playmaking with 3 goals and 6 assists over 4 games. His power-play contributions were especially notable, amassing 6 points on the man advantage. With a total of 14 shots on goal and a +3 rating, Larkin made his presence felt every time he stepped onto the ice, proving pivotal for Broad Street Bullies’.

  2. Joel Eriksson Ek (Killing Them Softly): Representing Minnesota Wild, Eriksson Ek delivered a power-packed performance in just three games, netting 3 goals and assisting twice. However, what truly stood out was his physicality, earning him 18 penalty minutes and delivering 4 bone-crushing hits, ensuring he’s as impactful without the puck as he is with it.

  3. Artturi Lehkonen (Eggplant): The Colorado Avalanche winger has been in sublime form. In 3 games, Lehkonen tallied 2 goals and 4 assists, with an impressive 4 of those points coming on the power play. He also displayed a balanced game with 3 hits, 2 blocks, and 11 shots on goal, solidifying his all-around contributions for Team Eggplant.

  4. Jesper Bratt (Killing Them Softly): Hailing from the New Jersey Devils, Bratt made the most of his 2 appearances this week. Scoring once and setting up 4 more, he was especially lethal on the power play, contributing to 5 special teams points. While his +/- took a slight dip at -2, his offensive prowess was invaluable to Killing Them Softly.

  5. Jack Hughes (Hughes Your Daddy): Another gem from the New Jersey Devils, Hughes, in just two games, notched 2 goals and provided 3 assists. A significant contributor on the power play with 4 points, Hughes peppered the opposing net with 12 shots. Despite a -4 rating, his offensive dynamism was a significant boost for Hughes Your Daddy this week.

These standout performances highlight the depth and talent present in the Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league, setting the stage for an exciting season ahead.


Worst Players of the Week

This section highlights the players who faced significant challenges this week. Each player listed below had a tough week on the ice and will be looking to bounce back in their upcoming matches. Their resilience and determination to improve will be crucial for their respective fantasy teams.

Worst Performers of the Week
Name Team GP G A PTS PPP SOG +/- PIM Hits Blocks Team Name
CAM FOWLER ANA 3 0 0 0 0 2 -1 0 1 1 There are no goalies
J.T. COMPHER DET 4 0 1 1 0 4 0 2 1 1 There are no goalies
MATT CORONATO CGY 4 0 1 1 0 8 0 2 0 0 Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
IVAN BARBASHEV VGK 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4 0 Charlestown Chiefs
DAWSON MERCER N.J 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Back2Back?
  1. Cam Fowler (There are no goalies): The Anaheim Ducks defenseman had a quiet week. In 3 appearances, Fowler failed to find the scoresheet, managing just 2 shots on goal. Although he maintained a decent -1 rating and recorded a block and a hit, his offensive contributions were noticeably absent, leaving “There are no goalies” looking for more.

  2. J.T. Compher (There are no goalies): Skating for the Detroit Red Wings, Compher, over 4 games, managed a solitary assist. Despite putting up 4 shots on goal and accruing 2 penalty minutes, his week lacked the usual impact and energy, mirroring a subdued week for his fantasy team as well.

  3. Matt Coronato (Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots): The Calgary Flames forward played 4 games but could only muster an assist to show for his efforts. While he did manage to get 8 shots on target, the expected end product was missing. Without any physical contributions in terms of hits and blocks, Coronato had a week to forget.

  4. Ivan Barbashev (Charlestown Chiefs): Representing the Vegas Golden Knights, Barbashev had an uneventful week across his 3 games. With no points, no shots on goal, and a pair of penalty minutes, he did manage to throw his weight around with 4 hits. Still, the Charlestown Chiefs would have hoped for a more significant offensive contribution.

  5. Dawson Mercer (Back2Back?): The New Jersey Devils forward had a week he’d surely like to put behind him. Over 2 games, Mercer failed to register a single point, shot, hit, or block. Such a blank slate is rare, and “Back2Back?” would be keen on seeing him bounce back in the upcoming fixtures.

The ups and downs are part of any fantasy season, and while these players had a rough week, they’ll surely be looking to turn things around as the season progresses.


Original Titans Clash: Ducks and Killers Seek First Flight to Glory

Week 3 of the Norfolk in Chance fantasy hockey league showcases a monumental battle between two teams with storied histories: The Mighty Ducks and Killing Them Softly. Both of these day-one teams have been pillars since the league’s inception in 2014. Yet, despite their longevity and commitment, neither has managed to hoist a championship trophy. As they face off in this week’s matchup, it’s not just about the present points at stake, but also a bid to reaffirm their place in the league.

Killing Them Softly has shown remarkable resilience over the years. They’ve knocked on the championship door with back-to-back finals appearances, showing their knack for postseason excellence. A glance at their league history reveals their dedication and competitive spirit. Despite their storied past, this season seems to be testing their mettle as they currently sit in 13th place. The likes of Joel Eriksson Ek and Jesper Bratt are players to watch, and much will be expected from them this week.

On the other hand, The Mighty Ducks, hovering in 17th place currently, have had their moments under the limelight, notably finishing 2nd in 2020. They’ve weathered the highs and lows, and while their current standing isn’t ideal, the likes of Alex Ovechkin and Igor Shesterkin in their lineup can turn the tide in any matchup.

Prediction: The Mighty Ducks vs. Killing Them Softly

Given the current form of players and historical performance, here’s a breakdown of our predictions for this week’s marquee matchup:

Goals (G) and Assists (A): Killing Them Softly’s recent surge in points from players like Joel Eriksson Ek gives them a slight edge in these offensive categories. However, with Alex Ovechkin in The Mighty Ducks’ lineup, it’s always a potential game-changer. Prediction: G - The Mighty Ducks, A - The Mighty Ducks

Plus/Minus (+/-): Both teams have players with mixed +/- stats from the past weeks, making this category a toss-up. However, the defensive solidity of players from The Mighty Ducks might just give them a nudge. Prediction: The Mighty Ducks

Power Play Points (PPP): Killing Them Softly’s players have demonstrated a recent flair in this category. The likes of Jesper Bratt and their forward lineup have shown more PPP potential. Prediction: Killing Them Softly

Hits (HITS): The physicality from players like Marcus Foligno for The Mighty Ducks might be a deciding factor here. Prediction: The Mighty Ducks

Penalty Minutes (PIMs): Given the aggression of some of the players from both teams, this category is tough to predict. Prediction: Evenly matched at 14 PIMs each

Blocked Shots (BS): Defensemen from both teams have shown their commitment in this category. Players like Jamie Oleksiak and Morgan Rielly will be pivotal. Prediction: Killing Them Softly

Shots On Goal (SOG): With sharpshooters like Ovechkin and Zibanejad on either side, expect a flurry of shots. Prediction: The Mighty Ducks

Wins (W), Goals Against (GA), Saves (SV): With both teams boasting strong goaltenders like Sergei Bobrovsky and Igor Shesterkin, the netminding battle will be intense. Prediction: Wins - Even at 1 win each; GA - The Mighty Ducks 6; SV - The Mighty Ducks

Overall Prediction: This matchup is poised to be a nail-biter. While both teams have their strengths, The Mighty Ducks might just edge out Killing Them Softly given their overall balance. Expect a close finish, with The Mighty Ducks taking the week by a slight margin.


From ‘Hungry for Apples’ to Starving for Success: The Bitter Bite of Mismanagement in Norfolk in Chance

In the cutthroat arena of fantasy hockey, where success is measured not just in points but in cunning and strategy, the Norfolk in Chance league has been a battleground for supremacy. And in this fierce competition, “Hungry for Apples”, managed by Alex from Niagara, has become a cautionary tale.

Let’s cut to the chase: Alex’s management style is nothing short of baffling. For someone who seems to find more pleasure in his occasional cigarette break than in securing victories, it’s no wonder his team lags. Having children is a joy, but when their laughter during league meetings is the most memorable contribution to the league’s discourse, there’s a problem.

And then there’s the issue of Cole Caufield. A player of such caliber, languishing in a team that seems more intent on squandering opportunities than seizing them. Caufield’s market value is clear to anyone with an ounce of business acumen. So why, one must ask, is he still on “Hungry for Apples”? The answer? Alex’s abysmal negotiation skills.

In the world of business, and indeed in fantasy hockey, sentimentality is a luxury few can afford. And while loyalty is a virtue, misguided loyalty is a vice. Holding onto Caufield, especially when he could be traded for assets that could invigorate the team, is a blunder that speaks volumes of Alex’s management.

“Hungry for Apples” needs more than a change in strategy; it needs a complete overhaul. Trading Caufield for his fair market value isn’t just a suggestion; it’s an imperative. One can only hope, for the sake of the team’s long-suffering fans, that this message reaches the ears it needs to.

To conclude, if “Hungry for Apples” wishes to be more than just a footnote in the annals of the Norfolk in Chance league, it’s time for Alex to step up or step aside. In business, as in fantasy hockey, there’s no room for mediocrity. And as someone who remembers every misstep and misjudgment, I’ll be watching.


Rotisserie Scores for the Season

The rotisserie scores reflect the cumulative performance of each team over the season. The higher the score, the better the team’s overall performance across various categories. Let’s take a closer look at the current season’s rotisserie scores for each team.

2023-24 Roto Stats by Week
Team Name Total 1 2
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 11.90 13.0 10.8
Broad Street Bullies’ 11.30 11.1 11.5
Eggplant 10.40 11.0 9.8
Hungry for Apples? 10.15 7.5 12.8
Rytíři Kladno 10.15 10.4 9.9
Charlestown Chiefs 9.80 11.5 8.1
Killing Them Softly 9.75 10.1 9.4
Hughes Your Daddy 9.65 8.5 10.8
Champagne Campaign 9.45 10.1 8.8
The Untouchables 8.75 11.8 5.7
Back2Back? 8.50 7.9 9.1
TEE2GREEN 8.25 7.5 9.0
Banger Catz 7.70 8.5 6.9
Mathletes 7.30 6.0 8.6
Koala-ty Franchise 6.85 6.2 7.5
Peterpumpkineater69 6.85 7.1 6.6
There are no goalies 6.30 4.9 7.7
The Mighty Ducks 6.30 5.8 6.8

2023-24 Opponent Roto Stats by Week
Team Name Total 1 2
There are no goalies 10.60 10.4 10.8
Hughes Your Daddy 10.15 7.5 12.8
Charlestown Chiefs 10.00 10.1 9.9
TEE2GREEN 10.00 8.5 11.5
The Untouchables 9.95 13.0 6.9
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots 9.75 11.8 7.7
Eggplant 9.60 10.1 9.1
Killing Them Softly 9.50 11.5 7.5
Hungry for Apples? 9.35 7.9 10.8
Champagne Campaign 8.80 11.0 6.6
Broad Street Bullies’ 8.75 8.5 9.0
Back2Back? 8.65 7.5 9.8
Banger Catz 8.40 11.1 5.7
The Mighty Ducks 7.85 7.1 8.6
Koala-ty Franchise 7.70 6.0 9.4
Peterpumpkineater69 7.30 5.8 8.8
Mathletes 6.50 6.2 6.8
Rytíři Kladno 6.50 4.9 8.1

This report was last run: 2023-10-23 09:23:29